Is that a carp in your pants or are you happy to see me?
A Florida guy opted to skip the bag full of water and steal exotic fish from a store by putting them down his pants. Cruz Garcia,Jr. and accomplice Crystal Dixon did the old distract and steal trick on an employee of the pet store.
The clerk figured it out as the couple left, got their license plate and the cops had all the evidence they needed on video. The duo are in jail, but sadly, the fish haven’t been recovered.
Yep., people will steal anything.