Would You Get Your Eyeballs Licked Clean?

How many times have you thought to yourself, “Jeez, are my eyeballs filthy, or what?!” Lucky you! Now, there’s a solution for all your eyeball cleaning needs. Hat’s off to Hava Celebic. She’s an 80-year-old Bosnian woman who will lick your eyeballs clean for a mere $10. With this service, she claims to be able to remove lead, sawdust, iron, and even glass. She also claims to be the only person in the world who can heal with her tongue…which would be a fantastic pick-up line...if she weren’t 80, and all that...