We all instinctively knew it was true, but now science backs it up: Staring at women's breasts can help men live longer. Researchers have found that staring at a woman's chest, ESPECIALLY if she's rather busty, ends up creating a positive mindset in guys, giving them optimism, a reason to live and a reason to make better health choices. Scientists also found that guys get the same result from looking at cute animals as well. I'm guessing the FEMALE scientists came up with THAT angle...
Yes, there are OTHER things men can do to live longer, but this seems to be the most fun.