One man’s nakedness in his Stuart, Florida front yard is causing loads of stress for the neighbors. Reportedly, the unnamed man does everything from gardening, car repair, or just leisurely strolls on his property in his birthday suit. Neighbors have called the local police to crack down on his exposed crack, but they say they can’t do anything because it’s his property and – since he’s not “touching himself inappropriately” – he’s not doing anything illegal.
Of course, a lesser man would now make jokes about the man's "garden hose." But...I am NOT that lesser man...
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