The fine patrons of Ashley Madison will be probably be paid out a cool 11.2-million-dollars. The dating website specializes in extramarital affairs, was hacked back in 2015 and was promptly sued when one member discovered that just a tiny amount of female users were real! People with multiple accounts can score up to $3,500, unclaimed cash will be donated to charity and a TMZ reports a judge still has to sign off on the compromise.
Gotta wonder how many will take the cash. I mean...how do you have THAT conversion with your wife? "Uh...the good news is, we've suddenly came into $3,500 in cash! The bad news...well..."