This frantic-looking lady came rushing out of her house into the street and cried: "Help! Help! My young son has swallowed a quarter and is choking. I dont know what to do"
Everyone looked the other way, except for a middle-aged gentleman who rushed into the ladys house, found her young son, turned him upside down and shook him until the coin fell out of his mouth...followed by two more quarters, three dimes, and two nickels.
"Oh, thank you!" cried the lady. "Are you a doctor?"
"No ma'am," replied the middle-aged man. "I'm from the IRS..."