On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Bears fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Bears fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand...except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Bears fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Bears fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Packers fan, and proud of it!" Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, please tell us why you are a Packers fan?"
"Because my mom is a Packers fan, and my dad is Packers fan, so I'm a Packers fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Packers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?"
Janie smiled, "Then I'd be a Bears fan..."
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