So last week…the most expensive bottle of vodka on the planet went missing. The bottle was worth $1.3 million! Guess it was made with snow, melted from the French Alps…and the bottle is made with nearly seven-pounds of gold, the same amount of silver, and is crusted with diamonds. The good news is, they found the bottle…in Copenhagen, Denmark. The bad news: It was bone dry! The police department says they don't "know what happened with the vodka, but the bottle was empty."
Now…I didn't go to police or detective school, but let ME tell you what happened…someone drank it…