With their win yesterday, the Vegas Golden Knights are now just four wins away from one of the oldest awards in pro sports: Lord Stanley’s Cup. But they are also just four victories away from being rewarded with something even older than that cup...the world’s oldest profession.
Turns out one of Nevada’s most prominent brothels, Sheri’s Ranch, offered the team a “victory celebration” if they win the Stanley Cup as a thank you for the increased business they’ve seen during the team’s playoff run.
“If the Golden Knights win, we all win,” said Dena, the brothel’s madame. “Offering the team a victory celebration at our adult resort is the least we can do. The victory party will involve the full complements of over two dozen gorgeous women and the entire sex menu will be available to any and all players wishing to partake of the brothel’s highly coveted erotic services...all on the house.”
Wonder if the Oakland Raiders have seen this? Talk about motivation to win!