Yet ANOTHER reason to be thankful you live in the good ol' USA! A lot of us might be pissed about having to wear masks, but things are getting way more intense in England. Boris Johnson has just called for another countrywide lockdown until December 2nd...at the earliest. Okay, so what? Well, to-go booze sales are on hold...and there’s a ban on sex. Like I said, “intense.”
But not ALL sex, just those singles or couples who aren’t in a “support bubble.” So no "friends with benefits" until Christmas perhaps. So for those playing along, what constitutes a “support bubble?” Officials say it’s “when one adult who lives alone joins up with another household or a household of any size.”
What does that mean for singles who want to date and aren’t in a bubble? The strict measures say that those singles and couples who aren’t bubbled-up can only meet in outdoor public spaces, like parks, playgrounds, beaches, or in the countryside. And we all know that public sexytime is frowned upon. Either way, those who decide not to obey the stay-at-home orders are risking fines and stricter forms of punishment.